Cat Show

This weekend I went to a cat show.  yep.  Think "Popovich Vegas Dog Show", (because everyone knows that reference and has probably seen it three times like I have) but with cats.  And way worse.  And even sadder.  And so stinky and gross you have to shower afterwards.  And then a box of rats is dumped on stage.

The best part is when the main woman had like a five minute monologue about how alone she is and how she has to eat standing up because she doesn't own any furniture.

I was the happiest I've ever been in a long time.  Watch....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MR3xZ-WshI

World,

I should make this blog private.  What was that called, zenga?  Is that just a live journal?  No, I don't want to do that either.

I just googled myself and horrible things came up.  Horrible might be too strong a word.  But I keep thinking this is a secret thing.  It is not.  Google knows everything now!  It's so scary!

And all I want to write about these days are things that would get me in trouble if the world saw them.   I only want to make fun of people from a safe distance...is that too much to ask?  I think the lesson here is "be a better person."  Only write about good things.  And nice things.  But I don't think I could do that if my life depended on it.  So I don't know....

I have a neck brace

Whats the point?  Life is meaningless...

I did it!!!

Insert: Sex and the City joke about TRUE LOVE:

I finally bought it!  It's the "Audrey."  Look at the beauty!   Look at it.  LOOK AT IT!  

I keep staring at it like it's a baby.

You must not know 'bout me you must not know 'bout me!

This is what I did at work today

Learned to use PHOOOTO SHOOOOOOOOPPPPPE!

I'm Going Back Back Back!

I didn't post for 15 days because I got depressed.... Should I try to post something for every day I missed.... Yes.  I think I will.  Procrastination, HERE I COME!!!