Andy Dick Lives Across the Hall From Me

At first I just thought he had friends that lived there. Then I started to see him at all times of the day. Then I heard him talking about renting the newly opened two bedroom. So he definitely is there. We make eye contact when I'm sitting on my porch that looks directly at his porch. Outside my bedroom that looks directly into his bedroom. And vice versa. I should be used to it by now, but still, every time I see him I start shaking like a toy dog that is made to guest star on a talk show. Just like, little tiny, quick, terrifying shakes that give you a stomach ache. 

See what I mean.....?

Eh. My tummy.