This is a Conversation I Had

I ran into an improv friend at The Echo last night. This is what was said:


Me: Hey!
Jeremy: Hey!
Me: (yelling) I'm mad at you.
-What'd I do!?
-Nothing.
-Okay?
-That's the point!!!
-What?
-You always act like you're flirting with me and it's dumb cuz you never ask me out on a date and you totally should.
-Okay...
-Ask me out on a date!!!
-Um...
-Ask me out on a date, bitch!
-I...
-Don't worry, I'll totally say no.
-What!? That's mean.
-Well it's the truth. I will definitely say no.
-Okay fine let's go on a date.
-BE SPECIFIC! Where are we going?
-I don't know... to a ferris wheel.
-Okay!
-What!? You said you were gonna say no!
-Well I changed my mind.
- Uhhh!!!
- When are you picking me up? I'm super busy lately... it will have to be a Saturday night. You good for Saturday?

Then I think he walked away.