Dad's Jokes - 1987

My sister just found a clip of my dad telling jokes at The Improv in 1987.   The best part is he was introduced by Gary Coleman who opened with very, very long airport jokes.  When he finally got to the punchline of the first one, the joke was "I have a lot of leg room."

And with that, here are the best Dad jokes:

"My friend just bought a new dog.  It's half pitbull, half collie.  So it will attack someone then immediately go for help."

"There was a time period when my dad and I dressed exactly the same.  I'm not exactly sure why.  It could be because we were in prison."

"My dad has the worst toupees.  They have a chin strap."

And then some others about fax machines.