Wednesday, May 23, 2012

I Went on a Walk and Saw TRIM SPA on the Ground

They were in a package and it looked like the pills had been run over by a car or two because they were cracked and in the middle of the road. I wondered how this opened package of trim spa got there. Because it was definitely opened, yet not of them had been consumed. I very much hoped that they weren't accidentally dropped, because
1. That would suck because I bet they're expensive
2. The story of her boyfriend driving her and she's in the passenger's seat opening them up and he's like, "hey baby, what's that... shit, is that some diet pill shit!? WTF are you doing! You know I love you the way you ARE, baby! I don't want NUTHIN to change about you, girl." And she softly starts to cry and he takes her face and kisses her and VIOLENTLY THROWS THEM OUT THE WINDOW- is much better to picture, and
3. If that was a larger woman who bought them, and she happened to accidentally drop them because she was walking down the street and FACE PLANTED, and all her shit went everywhere including her trim spa, and she was fat, that would be really sad. I hope no one laughed at her.

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