I went on a walk and these were things in my head:

An idea for a movie:
All the men in the whole world die. Women start realizing they don't understand how to define themselves and experiment with walking around naked and it seems really existential until someone finds Ryan Gossling... ALIVE. He had been cryogenically frozen. And because all the scientists are women now, science gets really good and goes really fast. So human cloning is created in a couple short months. Ryan Gossling is cloned so every woman who wants one gets one. Sometimes a group of Gosslings get together and write some songs that are really good and really sexy. It's called "The World According to Gossling."

Another idea for a movie:
Girl: I just want a boyfriend who I can watch TV with, and read at his house naked and chill out with and not have to talk. My ex came over once and was like "what are we gonna do" and I was like, chill, I just wanna file some files in my filing cabinets" and he like sighed. WAIT A MINUTE! I'M GONNA START A BLOG, (or something like that) EXPOSING AN EXPERIMENT I JUST INVENTED!
Then the girl tries living in this way that's like... she adds up how many hours a couple talks on their first date, second date, ect. And adds up how much a couple talks when they like, live together or are really close. And she decides that's just an inordinate amount of time talking and not saying anything worth saying.
So only goes on dates where she and her date are not allowed to talk. It starts something like this:
Girl: So I told him sure, I'll go to that Beck concert, but I don't want to talk to you the whole night.
Friend: omg that's retarded!
Girl: First of all, it's not retarded. Second of all, please don't say retarded, it's offensive and lazy. Third of all, I really love the word retarded. It's a great word with fun, hard consonants. But why does it have to mean people with down syndrome? Can't we collectively as a society decide it does NOT refer to the mentally handicapped? Like... I bet some of our modern words went through that progression... like I bet "being jipped" was originally something really offensive to someone. I'm just guessing. The other day I heard the word "picnic" was originated from fun outdoor galls where people would chose a slave to buy. Then enslave. Let's do that with "retarded."
I think the "Friend" probably left by now.
Anyway, everyone realizes if they talk A LOT less than they usually do, the world is a better place, and you can tell your chemistry with someone better and faster.
Movie. Idea.