What if someone's last name was Hashtag?
Just a few years ago it would have been an innocuous enough noun-based last name.
But now, due to the Twitter revolution, this person's life will forever be tainted and followed by:
Cindy: Hi, My name is Cindy Hashtag! Nice to meet you!
Stranger: Hashtag what?
Cindy: Just plain ol' Cindy Hashtag!
Stranger: I'm not getting the joke. I usually understand hashtag jokes because they are simple enough that even the not-funniest people in the world can make one.
Cindy: Cindy Hashtag!!!!
Stranger: HASH. TAG. WHAT!?
Cindy: FINE!!!....... My name is Cindy Hashtag #that's my real surname.
Stranger: Oooohhhh. I get it. That's a funny joke!! I love and understand hashtag jokes because they tell me exactly where the punchline is.
Cindy rolls her eyes and stabs herself.
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