So this guy I thought was homeless came up to ME this morning because he thought that I was homeless!! And all this time, I thought HE was the scamp! Isn't that a kick in the head!?
In my defense, he looked way more homeless than me. I guess he was just cold and didn't like buying new clothes. A lot of people in my neighborhood look like homeless people but are in fact not. They are in fact neighbors in my building. Or getting ready to audition for the ensemble in RENT
In his defense, I was squatting over a gutter in an alley at 8:00 in the morning trying to open a can of tuna and cursing loudly. And looking back, yes, this probably did make me look crazy.
So I don't eat a lot of tuna, okay, guy. So I was using both the wrong end of the can opener as well as the wrong side of the can to open my lunch! Big woop! That makes me so "crazy looking," does it? And so it was early in the morning and I was "crouched" over a motel gutter opening tuna. Maybe SOME people don't like opening tuna in their studio apartment because it's STINKY. I'm sorry I don't STINK, guy. Don't condescend to me because generally I KNOW how to open a can of tuna, but this morning I forgot. SORRY.
Now I need to pick a new Least Favorite Homeless Guy in Studio City.
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