I should start saying the reason I get drunk is so I can leave my car somewhere and have to take public transportation to go get it the next day. It's just such a better way to live life. Where else would I get to listen to these ethnically diverse, adorable 8th graders talk very loudly, without a care in the world to anyone listening around them, about their very interesting opinions on life? I wish I would have remembered more of them:
"The government is the biggest mafia in the country. It's just a mafia."
"Did you know, most countries in the world wouldn't exist without us?"
"My dog is soooooo stupid. You wouldn't even believe it."
"China definitely wouldn't exist without us."
"Oh my God. That street is called Mt. Olympus. That's so weird. It's just like, why?"
"I think we missed our stop."
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