Come On, Homeless

Uhhh.  The Studio City Adult Rascals are soooo annoying!  EVERY SINGLE MORNING there are several shopping carts parked around my car, most with purple-stained solo cups.  I've been living here for two years and it is literally every day.  So that means there is a group of homeless people wandering around town like...

Homeless Man 1: "Hey dudes, where we meeting tonight?"

Homeless Man 2: "Same place we meet every night!"

All Homeless Men: "Mackenzie Yeager's Volvo!  Wooo!"

Everyone reading this that thinks I'm being insensitive, you can suck it.  When I say "homeless," I'm not even meaning real homeless people.  Those people I'm down with.  They have legitimate problems.  The people I'm referring to are semi-homeless meth-heads that I do not feel bad for.  They are terrifying and scream at me and are scary.  Stop tweeking on my Volvo.