Was not at all what I thought it would be. My date was Andy Hill, who wore a suit and I wore a nice dress and a hair-do. We stood out. The dress code was more like this:
Kids gave us weird looks. Is that a famous person? Nah.
We barely even got to see the orange carpet! GOING TO BE!
And the kids on the carpet and presenting/on the program made me sad and confused. Because they were little girls that dressed like this!!! You are 13! Nooooo!
This was our favorite guy. He was making Zoolander faces. We didn't know anyone.
Oh wait... we did know this guy! He wasn't presenting or anything. He was just there. I guess. I'm really proud that I saw him like a block away, and just the back of him. And was like, "ANDY IT'S DAVID HASSLEHOFF." And it was. Why are you at the kid's choice awards, David?
Look how our kids dressed! They look like kids! Ours are the best.
The very best part was Chris Rock and Adam Sandler. They both, I guess, have been there a billion times and you could tell their speeches were there to make each other laugh. Chris Rock made the confused audience of ten year olds chant "Grown Ups 3!" Over and over. It was really funny. And Adam Sandler had everyone "repeat after me" just nonsense for a very long time. And then little balls dropped from the ceiling? And he was like, "Is that it? I'm confused. This is pretty lame."
Twas funny.
But mostly weird.
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