I Went to See This

*SPOILER ALERT!*: It's retarded. This is how I assume the writing process of this film went down: Writer 1: Okay best bud, I have a really cool idea. I'm going to say two words, then I'm going to hold my breath for as long as I possibly can. DURING which, you have to come up with an entire plot for a major motion picture based on those two words. Got it? Writer 2: Got it. You're my best friend. Writer 1: Okay- American REUNION GO!!! (he sucks in air) Writer 2: Oh OH OKAY- Um, there's a 16 year old on a beach who takes her shirt off, no wait, back up, I mean, keep that yeah. Okay, we open on Jim and he's masterbating like CRAZY to some real gross online porn we DEFINITELY SHOW. And his kid comes in and is like Daddy? And he's like SHIT, and closes the computer really fast ON HIS PENIS!! HAHA, I'm laughing so hard I can barely breathe! Oh, you're almost gonna pass out? Okay, don't worry, almost done. They all go to the reunion. And all the girls in their class still have boobs. (Writer 1 exhales) Writer 1: That... was... HYSTERICAL. Writer 2: Yeah? Does it need anything else? Some tweaking- Writer 1: NO!.... No. (He puts his hand on his friend's shoulder) Writer 1: We've done it.