Hey, bitches, it's me again. Your former VP, or Man of Your Dreams, the Inigo Montoya of Politicians, the King of Sperm- nah, I don't like that one, makes me sound Gay- whatever you ladies like to call me in your head, or out loud to your girlfriends when playing Dream Phone... It's me, Al Gore. Here to check up on this B.
Hmmm... looks pretty green. I guess I don't got much to say. For reelz!
Oh! I do have to say, that Becca Clark, the new fashion editor and all around slut (JK my sista' JK!) found just this PERFECT bag for you and your new computer and your new Kate Spade computer case. She showed me the link, and we just gabbed-gabbed-gabbed all morning. God, that girl's so cool. I mean, not as cool as you, Mack, aka, One of LA's Hottest IT girls. But, she's pretty f-in cool. I always try to get her to let me come over... cuz like.. she's just one of those girls that you're like what does her place look like. I just wanna know. But she's always like, "Sorry, Al, I'm real busy today... how 'bout coffee at Once Upon a Tart?" And I'm like "yeah yeah yeah sure!!" and we sit and she's gone in like 30. In like 30! That's less time it would take for a size 5 hurricane to wind up the coast of South Florida! Geez.
Mack, buy this bag. And get better. I hear you're sick. You should get a twitter and twit something like "Aww, so sick in bed! :(" And buy some icons so it looks like your sad face has a tear drop. That'd be so cute. And green!
I'll show you the bag in a post after this one. Because I want to make sure I get my new headshot in Herrrrr.
No comments:
Post a Comment