Wednesday, April 11, 2012

I'M GOING TO BECOME A REAL BLOGGER


World. I'm going to do this for real now. Like TWO posts a day on this B of a website.

Why did this change come about? Has Mackenzie's divorce papers gone through and she's feeling alone in this big house that she now has all to herself? Did she miss her son's big soccer game because she was busy crying in a hotel room she got by herself just BECAUSE? Did she finish the last book of The Hunger Games and think to herself, "I need to try harder... I could have written this... you know, I have ideas, too MOTHER" ? No. She reason Mackenzie will now be as dedicated to this blog as Lydia H Harter is to First Ladies, is because she got a computer for her birthday, and now has the technology to go ON THE INTERNET! And DOWNLOAD PICTURES!! It's a brand new day in Sunny San Marino, my friends, and it's about to get scholarly.

Here is the birthday card I got from my Uncles! It is quite possibly the gayest card in the world. None of us can figure out if it is intentionally gay or not. You guess.

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