Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Idea


Yesterday I was sitting in the passengers seat while a co-worked weaved through stand-still traffic, yelling at the GPS.
She calls her GPS woman "Karen." So this is what I thought:
What if you put in your GSP a location you'd never been to. Like a bookstore you've been wanting to try. And she's directing you
"Turn Right"
"Make a U-Turn"
and you're thinking "Huh. This isn't where I thought it was going to be? I thought it was closer to Korea Town. Oh well, lead on Karen!"
"You have reached your destination."
Woo hoo! You get out of the car and the bookstore doesn't look like it did on the website. "Hope this is right, Karen..."
You go up to the dilapidated building and the door opens.
It's a creepy robot woman with lipstick on her metal face and fake eyelashes glued onto her fake eyes and she's holding two glasses and a bottle of Champagne.
In the electronic voice you know all to well, she says,
"Mackenzie, I have been expecting you. You care for some bubbly? Please, come in. Ha. Ha. Ha."
Karen wants to make out with you so she took you to her house instead of the bookstore! AHHH!!!!!!

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