Saturday, January 4, 2014

2014

The year I start blogging EVERY SINGLE DAY.
I'm going to do it.
Why?  Because I'm very important.
Just kidding.
I'm going to start blogging (Carson) daily because I'm a better writer when I'm writing emails to the 7 girls that read this blog.  For some reason, when these women are my audience, I am so much funnier and articulate and know more about Pangea.
I'm trying to figure out how to make this private so only ya'll can read it, *but I can't figure it out.  I'm going to do that so I can start writing about insane things I don't want bosses or Internet People (Obama) to find out about me.  Because my privacy settings will definitely keep the government out.  God, stop stalking me, Government.
(By the way, government, why isn't there a "w" in "stalking?"  It's like "walking."  It should be "stawlking."  Please take this into consideration.)

Until then... stay posted.  Tomorrow's post is going to be about me discovering how to navigate the world of... nail polish.  STAY TUNED FOR THIS CRAZY EXCITING SHIT!!!
(Picture includes 7 women (3 electronic) not being rude, but being good at staying in touch with friends)

*One of my biggest pet peeves is when you watch a "how to" video and they click on something, and you click on the same thing... and it takes you to a completely different looking page than the one the video person is on.  Yeah, I'd like to click that button next like you are doing... BUT I DON'T POSSESS THAT BUTTON!!!  THAT BUTTON DOES NOT EXIST FOR ME.
So until now, everyone can read this.  But hopefully I can make it so it's just you guys.  If anyone knows, give me a holla.

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