(Imagine very thick Texas accents for all below)
Grandpa at Walmart:
Well someone's already been drinkin this one...
Meeting friends at Walmart:
"My daughter and grandchild are in town!"
House my mom was born in.
Conversation in the car:
-That's the woods that Uncle Pooh got lost in after he was chasin that armadilla. - Who'd he got lost with?
-That crazy Ingles girl.
- oh yeah she went insane later.
-oh no, it wasn't her. It was that other girl down the street. The other one.
- oh, she started runnin later on with that Manson boy. Lil Charlie.
Me: Charles Manson?
- Yep. And over here is the post office!
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