Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Scott Speedman sighting!


I've seen him once before at a Radiohead concert.  And I almost died.  Like just expired and blew away in the wind.  Like when some of the Death Eaters were Avada-Cadabraed at the end of HP.  By the way... what the hell, storytellers of the HP movies???  You can't keep changing what it looks like to be killed by the same spell.  Like, the good people die like regular people do, but like, some of the death eaters just explode into dust?  It's called consistency Hollywood.  Look it up.

Anyway, I was at a make up store trying to find fake eyelashes and Scott Speedman and I struck up a long conversation!  After he told me I was the funniest girl he's ever met and that I'm definitely going to be a writer on a Nickelodeon show one day, he asked for my number.  I'm pregnant already.  The baby's name is Speedy McSpeedman. *Spot which part of this paragraph is the true statement!


*The one where I saw him in a store.
This is his girlfriend.

PS. JJ Abrams' finest work was the TV show "Felicity."  Anyone who wants to dispute that FACT is just an IDIOT.  Who cares about this "Star Wars" thing. 

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