Why was the season premier of The BCC's "Sherlock" the worst thing in the world!!?!?! It was like when "Arrested Development's" third season came out and stupid Charlize Theron was on it. How can we make this show EVEN funnier? Oh, I know, let's add the comic stylings of Charlize Theron.
Idiots.
But this was even worse. I don't even want to get into it. Wait, I will.
1. Suddenly he's really foppish, donning clever disguises and silly accents (something that is in the books that I'm glad the series never did because it's RETARDED) 2. The direction is suddenly SUPER COOL and we have an immense amount of warped and sped-up "B-roll" shots (sorry people not in LA that don't get that very inside reference) 3. He has feelings for other people (he was 100 times sexier when he didn't have feelings. Mmm. My type of man. Mm, emotionless). 4. He likes the public and wants attention (WTF) and 5. It was really dumb.
I'm almost as mad as I was when I saw... dare I say it... Wedding Crashers. I decided the other day if I ever decide to kill myself, I will do it thusly:
Turn on Wedding Crashers. Pause it. Hang myself. Leave a note that says, "You did this to me." And everyone in the world will finally turn their backs on the atrocity.
PS. Bennedict Cumberbactch's sexiness needs it's own word. Because his face doesn't make sense. I want to call it, "Inbred Hot." He's really inbred-looking. Like a little fetal-alcohol-syndrome-y. But really hot. Inbred hot.
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