Nickelodeon meeting

I wish I could have told my younger, SNICK obsessed self that my first real meeting as a creative professional was going to be at Nickelodeon. I'm so excited and nervous. I'm in their garage right now bc I'm early and I'm facing the wall so no one sees me.  Which now that I think about it, is the same logic as when babies close their eyes and think no one can see them.

But I have no fear. Because I'm wearing my POWER OUTFIT.

Observe....

Lots of little bracelets like really cool actresses wear like Lindsay Lohan.  

Once a psychologist told me that the amount of tiny bracelets a woman wears on her left arm is equally comparable to the amount of mental instability she has.

My tallest shoes to make me look like an adult.

And they also look like Disney's matterhorn ride.  So they will know I'm adventurous and not afraid of the part with the abominable snowman. 

Kate Spade earrings because duh. 

A white boyfriend shirt with black pants because looking a bit masculine makes you seem really cool and relaxed.  What?  I just woke up and threw this on because I don't ever think about what I'm wearing.  Because I'm too busy coming up with AMAZING ideas to change the minds of today's youth through the most important art form, children's television.

 I basically scream "Professional, not crazy businesswomen."

Especially with the protruding bag of "juju" in my "gris gris voodoo bag" hanging from my neck.  It's where I keep my magic... person that I want to employ me.  Want me to braid your hair?.....  Come on... let me touch your hair... LET ME JUST TOUCH YOUR HAIR!!!  GIVE ME YOUR HEAD!!!