Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Don't Google "Best Movie Makeover Scenes" Because You Will Lose your Entire Day

I'm feeling really bad about myself because I haven't worked in months, and am writing passionate pieces on The Lego Movie... and the other day, this is what I **ate:

Pancakes... to go... at 7PM with a beer and a cigarette called "Wild Horse" after I asked the liquor store guy, "What is your cheapest cigarette?  I just want one."  And he gave me it and it tasted like a migraine incarnate.

** Disclaimer.  I despise it when girls Facebook or twitter or whatever about how embarrassed they are by what they ate.  So I'd just like to state I am NOT embarrassed about this.  It was just pointed out to me that it was disgusting and sad.  Seriously, if I see one more, "It's Saturday night and I'm curling up with a whole Digiorno pizza!  I'm such a lameo!" I'm going to throw up all over my computer and call her and make her buy me a new computer.  And if she says, "What?  Why would I do that, who is this?"  I'll be like, "Oh really?  I'm going to kill your whole family."**






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