UnNOtard

I just saw a play where two Middle Aged women wore full body leotards by choice.  By choice.  And they were shorter, full figured women.  Not like this model, so also looks stupid:

Why would anyone do thAt to themselves?  I kept thinking there was going to be a reason behind it, like they were going to play atoms, but there wasn't.  

I mean, what I saw wasn't even a camel toe. It was like a camel foot. Like a whole camel foot...