I Have a Problem

This is less a post and more like a cry for help. 
Does anyone in the world reading this (I assume it's read all over the world, and people of different countries have to go to their local translater, an old man that looks like Jafar in the scene where he tricks Aladdin to go into the Cave of Wonders, and BEG them to translate this blog.  "EEt iz a new upDAYte froma the MackBlogMack...from Amerika!")... where was I?  Oh, does anyone in the world reading this know how to get a "Less-good" night's sleep?  Every women's magazine in the world talks about ways to get a good, deep night's sleep.  I'm in search of a non-deep night's sleep.  I sleep so incredibly deeply that my dreams become more important than my daily life.  My alarm goes off and I'm like...not now, alarm, I need to find my shoes or else I'll be late for the airplane in my dream!  It's seriously so horrible. 
I also think the art department in my dreams is incredible.  Like American Horror Story trailers good.  I kid, but it's ruining my life. I'd so much rather be asleep then awake.  Why be awake when you can be asleep in the most magical lands in the world?!  I know that's what depressed people say, but I'm really not depressed (this week-mercurial!), so how can I change this?
Oh, and my dreams are very funny.  I never remember the jokes, but anyone who's ever slept next to me can attest that I crack up VERY loudly and suddenly in the night.  I've always assumed that little quirk of mine is adorable and sweet, but I've been told of late it's jarring and horribly creepy.

PS.  When you were watching these older Disney movies, do you remember there were some shots like this one above?  They were so incredibly beautiful and had a different texture than the rest of the movie.  It's not like it's just a flat cartoon.  I've always wondered how they did that, and why they don't make a whole movie looking like this.  RIP, 1D cartoon movies.