Those of you know know me know weed makes me terrified of the world around me, and stay inside our hotel room in LS Vegas by myself all day because I'm too afraid to leave it after one hit. But all that's gonna change! I'm gonna force myself to become a certified stoner.
I went out today and got these things:
Stole weed from y dad
"Pardon me sir, but what rolling papers are the best to smoke some chronic?"
"That's a dumb question."
"I'll take the lot!"
Stole weed from my father. #winning
"Yoda O.G." weed. What does that mean?! Who is the original gangster in this context?!!! The weed? Is it a classic brand of weed? Or is yoda an original gangster? Which makes a little bit of sense, but certainly not in relationship to weed? What is OG???!!!!
And googled "how to roll a joint" videos. This guy's friends would be really, really disappointed in him if they knew he was a part of that...
Let's light this doobie up with something
Fittingly cool... Matches from Sardies... And get this par-Tay started!!! Woooo!!! Oh my god everyone is trying to kill me....
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