Relief (two ways)

I experienced a wonderful sense of relief and joy today.  I looked at my To Do list, and "Mono." was on it.  I cannot tell you how many times "Mono." has been on a to do list of mine.  Probably over 90 times have I written that down with dread.  It means "work on a monologue for audition."  But I glanced at the "mono." on my list today, and it does not stand for me having to stand in my room talking to a mirror and hating myself.  It stands for me having to go to the store to pick up Monostat.  Looking at this to do this... I don't think a yeast infection has ever given me so much joy.